Shut Up, I Have Anxiety – Faux Suede Throw Pillow Cover

PLEASE NOTE: This listing is for a decorative pillow cover only. Pillow insert is not included. Designed to fit standard 16″ × 16″ or 20″ × 20″ square inserts.

Soft, plush faux suede meets quiet, wry honesty in this square pillow cover. Set against a muted blush background with a delicate vintage-inspired floral border, the candid message reads: “Shut Up. I Have Anxiety.” Calm on the surface, brutally relatable underneath.

The double-sided print keeps the design visible from any angle, while the concealed beige zipper and smooth faux suede microfiber fabric give it a soft, elevated feel without animal products. It’s designed to look gentle, feel comforting, and say exactly what you’re thinking.

Style it on a couch, reading nook, bedroom bench, or anywhere your nervous system needs a decorative boundary. For a fuller, cushioned look, use a pillow insert slightly larger than the cover.

Details:

• Decorative throw pillow cover only with floral design and anxiety humor text
• Muted blush background with delicate vintage-style floral border
• Double-sided print for a finished look from any angle
• Soft, animal-friendly 100% faux suede polyester microfiber
• Designed to blend cozy aesthetics with honest, modern humor

Material & Construction:

• 100% faux suede polyester microfiber
• Concealed beige plastic zipper with metal pull
• Durable fabric with ±0.5″ size variance
• Use an insert 2″ larger for a fuller, styled appearance

Care Instructions:

• Remove pillow cover before washing
• Pre-treat stains with a soft cloth or brush soaked in warm, soapy water
• Machine wash cold or warm (max 40°C / 104°F), normal cycle
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat only
• Fluff to reshape after inserting pillow

Pillow insert not included. This piece does not cure anxiety. It does communicate boundaries.