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Not Enough Sage for This Shit – Sage Green Snark Throw Pillow Cover

Not Enough Sage for This Shit – Sage Green Snark Throw Pillow Cover

Regular price $24.00 USD
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This decorative pillow cover delivers calm, vintage charm with absolutely no spiritual delusion.

Featuring a soft sage-green center framed by a classic botanical wreath, this design pairs old-world aesthetics with modern honesty. Because sometimes cleansing the energy just isn’t enough.

Perfect for living rooms, bedrooms, reading chairs, or anywhere you silently judge your surroundings.

  • Soft faux suede texture
  • Double-sided print
  • Concealed zipper for a clean, tailored look
  • Pillow cover only – insert not included

Styling tip: Use an insert 1–2 inches larger than the cover for a fuller, more dramatic effect.

This piece is part of our ongoing exploration of polite décor for impolite moods.

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