My Dog and I Talk Shit About You — Vintage Portrait Pillow Cover
Elegant. Unbothered. Slightly mean. This vintage-style portrait pillow cover pairs a classic romantic painting vibe with the line: “My dog and I talk shit about you.”
The soft, muted palette keeps it looking classy on your couch while the message does what it does best: quietly roast someone from across the room. Perfect for dog people, petty besties, and anyone who believes manners are optional when someone deserves it.
Soft, animal-friendly faux suede with a suede-like feel
Double-sided print
Concealed zipper for a clean, finished look
Pre-constructed cover for easy use
Important: This listing is for a pillow cover only. Pillow insert is not included. For a fuller look, use an insert 1–2 inches larger than the cover size.
Care Instructions
Remove cover before cleaning. Spot clean using a soft cloth or gentle brush with warm, soapy water. Air dry.
