Hot Flashes Are My Inner Dragon – Faux Suede Throw Pillow Cover

PLEASE NOTE: This listing is for a decorative pillow cover only. Pillow insert is not included. Designed to fit standard 16″ × 16″ or 20″ × 20″ square inserts.

This faux suede square pillow cover brings humor and warmth to cozy corners with a cheeky take on hot flashes as an inner dragon breathing fire. The message lands with playful, sassy energy—perfect for navigating menopause with laughter instead of pretending everything is “fine.”

The soft, suede-like texture and neutral tone let the design blend easily into living rooms, bedside nooks, or reading chairs, while the double-sided print keeps the joke visible from every angle. It’s comforting, candid, and unapologetically relatable.

Finished with a concealed zipper for a clean, tailored look, this cover slips on easily and styles beautifully. For a plump, finished silhouette that invites sinking in during late-night chats or slow mornings, use a pillow insert slightly larger than the cover.

Product Details:

• Decorative throw pillow cover only (insert not included)
• Soft, animal-friendly faux suede polyester microfiber
• Double-sided printed design
• Concealed beige zipper with metal pull
• Available in 16″ × 16″ and 20″ × 20″ sizes only
• Use an insert approximately 2″ larger for a fuller, cushioned look

Care Instructions:

• Remove pillow cover before washing
• Pre-treat stains with a soft cloth or brush soaked in warm, soapy water
• Machine wash cold or warm (max 40°C / 104°F), normal cycle
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat only
• Fluff to reshape after inserting pillow

Pillow insert not included. This piece does not cool hot flashes. It does acknowledge the dragon.